Welcome to February 14th.

A.K.A. "Saint Valentine's Day"

Here are your options. You may choose all that apply. Please post your result below.

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1) Happy "You Suck Because You're Single And We're Going To Reinforce How Miserable Your Existence Is" Day!

2) Happy "Praise The Gods That [Choose one: A) Bitch, B) Bastard] Is Out Of My Life" Day!

3) Happy "All That Lovely Chocolate Is Going On Sale Tomorrow" Day!

4) Happy "You Can't Eat Any Of These Goodies Because You're A Diabetic" Day!

5) Happy "Succumb To The Advertising Blitzkrieg And Waste Money You Don't Have On A Marketing Ploy" Day!

6) Happy "Huh? What?! SHIT!!" Day!

7) Happy "I'm In A Wonderful, Nurturing Relationship With The Most Incredible Person In The World" Day!

8) Happy "If I Don't Show Up With Something It's All Over" Day!

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Please post your results below.

Obligatory highlight/copy/paste hearts supplied here: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Thank you.